You'll Shoot Your Eye Out - Christmas Story Inspired Ornament

The most famous warning of the season! This A Christmas Story–inspired ornament is laser-engraved on sleek black acrylic and captures the classic line that every Ralphie fan knows by heart. A perfect mix of nostalgia and humor, it’s a fun addition to any Christmas tree—and a great gift for anyone who still wants that Red Ryder BB gun.

Laser cut & marked gloss black 1/8" thick acrylic, approx 3.25", with coordinating string to hang.

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Christmas Story & National Lampoon Christmas Vacation Ornaments
$9 each
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All items are created with love and alcohol. Slight variations should be expected. The colors displayed on our website may vary slightly from the actual product due to differences in monitor settings & lighting conditions. We do our best to ensure that the colors are accurately represented, but variations are inevitable. If you have any concerns about the color of the product, please contact us.

All items are created with love and alcohol. Slight variations should be expected. The colors displayed on our website may vary slightly from the actual product due to differences in monitor settings & lighting conditions. We do our best to ensure that the colors are accurately represented, but variations are inevitable. If you have any concerns about the color of the product, please contact us.