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And admit it, everyone kind of wants an Uncle Eddie (the real gift that keeps on giving all year)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLaser cut \u0026amp; marked gloss black 1\/8\" thick acrylic, approx 3.25\", with coordinating string to hang.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMix, Match \u0026amp; Save!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eChristmas Movie Ornaments\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e$9 each\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2+ for $16 (Save $2+)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4+ for $28 (Save $8+)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAdd items to your cart, and the discounts will automatically apply at checkout\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll items \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eare created with love and alcohol. Slight variations should be expected. The colors displayed on our website may vary slightly from the actual product due to differences in monitor settings \u0026amp; lighting conditions. We do our best to ensure that the colors are accurately represented, but variations are inevitable. If you have any concerns about the color of the product, please contact us.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll items \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eare created with love and alcohol. Slight variations should be expected. The colors displayed on our website may vary slightly from the actual product due to differences in monitor settings \u0026amp; lighting conditions. We do our best to ensure that the colors are accurately represented, but variations are inevitable. 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Slight variations should be expected. The colors displayed on our website may vary slightly from the actual product due to differences in monitor settings \u0026amp; lighting conditions. We do our best to ensure that the colors are accurately represented, but variations are inevitable. If you have any concerns about the color of the product, please contact us.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll items \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eare created with love and alcohol. Slight variations should be expected. The colors displayed on our website may vary slightly from the actual product due to differences in monitor settings \u0026amp; lighting conditions. We do our best to ensure that the colors are accurately represented, but variations are inevitable. 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Slight variations should be expected. The colors displayed on our website may vary slightly from the actual product due to differences in monitor settings \u0026amp; lighting conditions. We do our best to ensure that the colors are accurately represented, but variations are inevitable. If you have any concerns about the color of the product, please contact us.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll items \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eare created with love and alcohol. Slight variations should be expected. The colors displayed on our website may vary slightly from the actual product due to differences in monitor settings \u0026amp; lighting conditions. We do our best to ensure that the colors are accurately represented, but variations are inevitable. 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Slight variations should be expected. The colors displayed on our website may vary slightly from the actual product due to differences in monitor settings \u0026amp; lighting conditions. We do our best to ensure that the colors are accurately represented, but variations are inevitable. If you have any concerns about the color of the product, please contact us.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll items \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eare created with love and alcohol. Slight variations should be expected. The colors displayed on our website may vary slightly from the actual product due to differences in monitor settings \u0026amp; lighting conditions. We do our best to ensure that the colors are accurately represented, but variations are inevitable. 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Slight variations should be expected. The colors displayed on our website may vary slightly from the actual product due to differences in monitor settings \u0026amp; lighting conditions. We do our best to ensure that the colors are accurately represented, but variations are inevitable. If you have any concerns about the color of the product, please contact us.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll items \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eare created with love and alcohol. Slight variations should be expected. The colors displayed on our website may vary slightly from the actual product due to differences in monitor settings \u0026amp; lighting conditions. We do our best to ensure that the colors are accurately represented, but variations are inevitable. 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Slight variations should be expected. The colors displayed on our website may vary slightly from the actual product due to differences in monitor settings \u0026amp; lighting conditions. We do our best to ensure that the colors are accurately represented, but variations are inevitable. If you have any concerns about the color of the product, please contact us.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll items \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eare created with love and alcohol. Slight variations should be expected. The colors displayed on our website may vary slightly from the actual product due to differences in monitor settings \u0026amp; lighting conditions. We do our best to ensure that the colors are accurately represented, but variations are inevitable. 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If you have any concerns about the color of the product, please contact us.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Loaded Laser Designs","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46490283573417,"sku":"290000204","price":9.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0621\/2806\/2633\/files\/PINKNIGHTMARE_2.png?v=1761501093"},{"product_id":"christmas-story-inspired-collage-ornament","title":"Christmas Story Inspired Collage Ornament","description":"\u003cp\u003eOh fudge—it’s a holiday classic! This black acrylic ornament is inspired by \u003cem data-start=\"182\" data-end=\"201\"\u003eA Christmas Story\u003c\/em\u003e and features a laser-engraved collage of iconic moments from the movie. From the leg lamp to the pink bunny suit, it’s packed with nostalgic charm and a touch of holiday humor. 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Slight variations should be expected. The colors displayed on our website may vary slightly from the actual product due to differences in monitor settings \u0026amp; lighting conditions. We do our best to ensure that the colors are accurately represented, but variations are inevitable. If you have any concerns about the color of the product, please contact us.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll items \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eare created with love and alcohol. Slight variations should be expected. The colors displayed on our website may vary slightly from the actual product due to differences in monitor settings \u0026amp; lighting conditions. We do our best to ensure that the colors are accurately represented, but variations are inevitable. 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